i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining
I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
(Source: youtube.com, via alt-j)