lameborghini:
i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining
(via alt-j)
ostracizedpoodle:
I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
(via melesbian)
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
dietchola:
JESUS CHRIST
(Source: youtube.com, via alt-j)